You have never heard this one before.....

[Biff]

OKay. We'll try it again. Mango; paige I forgot the condums..... thanks for the memo... Here we go:




Yumm Yum Yellow weenki covered Puka dog and Pizza/beer delivery; Gay karaoke night, buy one colored condum get one free, Laundry mat, Gadiva wear and lingerie... All while the Grayton community SERVES YOU ... THE TOURISTS.......... at the newest place in town....If you want junk food crap or looking for a CISCO filet.. YOU WONT find it here!!!!!!!!! ........................

"BIFFS"................ Because, we CAN do it all....................................even with special Delivery Drag
(k)ueen.....

""Dancing Speed Queen""".....

Need a new thread for an advertising campaign...!!!

 

[seagrovelover]

THATS PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




:funn:

:clap_1:

 

[Beach Goddess]

um...biff...don't you think the 'buy one get one free' condom thing might hurt the profit margin?

 

[Biff]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......................................................

Mira.... IMO. I think that we will be able to procure these colored condoms from a reputable third world source... .

Oh Crap. Now we need to create a board (Anyone up for board member)????. So that we can vote on where to spend all this $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$....... See where this is going?????????

um...biff...don't you think the 'buy one get one free' condom thing might hurt the profit margin?

 

[Beachbummette]

I am a business owner in the Midwest
Bif! Looks like you are fitting right in!

You stated you presently own a business, what type of business? Could you continue to do it here?

 

[Beach Goddess]

Biff, it's all about the outsourcing, baby, all about the outsourcing....maybe we could design a condom that looks like it has a shark fin on it...for her "added pleasure".

 

[Kurt]

Biff, it's all about the outsourcing, baby, all about the outsourcing....maybe we could design a condom that looks like it has a shark fin on it...for her "added pleasure".

Hammerhead?

 

[Beach Goddess]

kurt---bravo!!:clap_1:
You should be on the board of directors for that one!!!

 

[InletBchDweller]

how about a dry cleaners??


A good daycare is needed Kurt......

if you get property on hwy 98 we need another gas station, b/c buddys on the east end of 30-A SUKS!!!

storage units???

 

[Biff]

Thx BeachBummett........

I have a couple; one is a service business for devices used for plotter/printer/mopier and facs machines; the other one a production company...

I could not do #1 there simply because there is not enough of a demand. #2; I am already looking at:scratch: ...

My opinion is that anything one does to relocate; to live in SoWal.... UNLESS one has a disposable income; or has inherited investments and or real estate; will have to be in some what of a service oriented capacity... Which is the case in most small business (in my part of the mid-west anyway)....

I am a business owner in the Midwest
Bif! Looks like you are fitting right in!

You stated you presently own a business, what type of business? Could you continue to do it here?