Penis Cake

[The Donald]

You know, a giant penis cake could be a beautiful wall.

 

[Will B]

But Presidente Enrique Peña Nieto has said he will not pay for your penis...cake

 

[RiverOtter]

Eventually this thread will go soft again.

 

[Jerry Lewis]

Eventually this thread will go soft again.

 

[Matt J]

I know a sowaller that got one. It even had sugar pubes.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

When I first read that, it thought it said swallower.

 

[RiverOtter]

Son of a ..... Who BUMPED THIS THREAD?!?!?
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[Bob]

Hap penis

 

[RiverOtter]

Hap penisView attachment 62834 View attachment 62834

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Where do you get the penis to put in the penis cake? How much should you use? Does frozen or canned penis work as well as fresh? Should it be chopped, ground, shaved or pulled?