Thanks for the referrals. I prefer the Lorena Bobbit idea myself. I'd love to look at the guy and call him "Stubby." I'm wondering what kind of fish you could catch with it? I know while still intact the owners are frequently trolling for sucker fish.
:clap_1: I hope your friend has as good a sense of humor as you do. If not I'm sure you will do a great job helping cheer her up.