Interesting. Someone recently told me that any Public Notary has the authority to perform a wedding ceremony.Actually, anyone can be ordained as a minister online! This way, you can ask a friend or family member, someone close to you to get ordained and perform the ceremony. I have a friend in Nashville who did this. This isn't necessarily the site he used, and I'm not endorseing it by any means, but here is one of many that are out there:
http://www.themonastery.org/?destination=ordination