An old friend who lives in western PA inherited the family furniture store from his dad. One day over lunch in a local diner, he overhears 3 guys in ties in the next booth:
Guy 1: So who's the furniture competition here?
Guy 2: Names my friend's store
Guy 1: Oh, they're small time. They'll be out of business in a year.
WalMart opened, and they were...
Meanwhile, over at Target, they sponsor Target House. Easy choice for me.
Guy 1: So who's the furniture competition here?
Guy 2: Names my friend's store
Guy 1: Oh, they're small time. They'll be out of business in a year.
WalMart opened, and they were...
Meanwhile, over at Target, they sponsor Target House. Easy choice for me.

- one of those idiotic urban legends. I get one of these stupid things a week from my mother-in-law. Slap the word "veteran" on it and people believe that it must be true. Her brother is an Air Force Vet and he falls for this crap all the time.
- I was next to someone complaining about "How ridiculous it is to stock Publix on a Saturday afternoon"