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poppy

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Sep 10, 2008
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View attachment 24896 Stupid, stupid carpet cleaner. Work all day, come home and just want to clean my carpet. but nooooooooooo, stupid cleaner has to not put out water. I fought with it for two hours. All I can say is, look who's in pieces now, Bissell. I still have all my parts. It's only been used twice. What a total piece of poo:pissed:

I'm proud of you. Thirty something years ago one Christmas eve my wife came home to find me sitting on the sofa with a bloody rag to my forehead and the new canister vac in a twisted mess at my feet. I explained that as the vacumn reached the length of the cord instead of walking 12 feet to unplug it I simply gave it a quick tug. I watched in slow motion horror as the cord flew toward me coiled like a snake with the plug striking my forehead between the eyes leaving two bloody slits. I immediately did what any man would do, I attacked the canister with rage and killed the damn thing to protect human life. I was proud, she wasn't.
 
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Alicia Leonard

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I'm proud of you. Thirty something years ago one Christmas eve my wife came home to find me sitting on the sofa with a bloody rag to my forehead and the new canister vac in a twisted mess at my feet. I explained that as the vacumn reached the length of the cord instead of walking 12 feet to unplug it I simply gave it a quick tug. I watched in slow motion horror as the cord flew toward me coiled like a snake with the plug striking my forehead between the eyes leaving two bloody slits. I immediately did what any man would do, I attacked the canister with rage and killed the damn thing to protect human life. I was proud, she wasn't.
Poppy, I :love: you!
I've gotta Biatchel floor scrubber that needs to join the inferno. It spins happily but scrubs nothing. Beach bonfire??? When???
I don't think they will let us burn plastic sheet on the beach, so, I suggest a good, ole fashioned shoot'em up. We can drink and blow those Biatchels up!:wave::lol:
 
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