What did mama cannibal said to baby cannibal when he told her that he really liked his grandfather?
"Would you like another piece?"
"Would you like another piece?"
Did somebody say FREE TICKETS?
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What did the cannibal do when he saw an "All you can eat" restaurant?
He had two waiters and a busboy.
He had two waiters and a busboy.
What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I'd like a beer and a mop!
I'd like a beer and a mop!
What do little ghosts drink?
Evaporated milk.
Evaporated milk.
What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A holy terror.
A holy terror.
What goes "Ha-ha-ha . . . THUD!"
A monster laughing his head off
A monster laughing his head off
What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
Decomposing.
Decomposing.
why can't skeletons make babies?
because they have hollow weenies.
because they have hollow weenies.
lol
Why is 6 afraid of 7?